Gullie Exhibitionism

Well, that's...not terribly appealing, to be frank.  At least they're not on my balcony, this time.

Well, that’s…not terribly appealing, to be frank. At least they’re not on my balcony, this time.

Dear gulls,

Condolences on your recent reproductive disappointment. I’m genuinely pleased to see you’re trying again. However, I’d rather not SEE you, trying again, if you catch my drift. Might you confine this sort of activity to the other end of the roof, behind that funny-looking architectural protruberance, where the door is?

Cheers,

–Your neighbour

PS – You might also want to keep your voices down. You sound ridiculous.

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